Saturday, May 16, 2009

Opinions Vol. 2. - My President is Black

I was listening to Young Jeezy's "My President is Black".

This song is something I love to hate, love how it sounds, hate the lyrics. One line in particular stood out above the rest, take a look.

[In reference to President Obama] "They gotta put your face on the five-thousand dollar bill"

If your as arrogant as Jeezy you probably think that a $5000 bill would be a good idea but in reality the only reason the United States would fabricate a bill that size is to accommodate the ever increasing rate of currency inflation (AKA the ever declining rate of their currency value).

The irony in this is if Obama continues the way he is going a five thousand dollar bill will no longer be a figment of Jeezy's imagine.

I do agree with the song though, if Obama manages to fuck up that bad then we should have a medium that tells the world about it for years to come.

If you haven't already I strongly reccomend you take another look at Obama.


Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Album Review Vol. 1 - Eminem's Relapse (2009)




“I was born with a dick in my brain, yeah fucked in the head.”

This statement is repeatedly confirmed throughout the playback of “Relapse”, the latest release from Rap/Hip Hop artist Eminem.

If your first impression of Eminem is this record then you would probably find it to be the most vulgar, inappropriate thing you’ve ever heard. But I’m sure since you likely don’t live under a rock you are probably aware of the distasteful, controversial content that has helped Marshall Mathers sell over 35 million records worldwide since 1999.

I’ve listened to Relapse front to back about five times now and it’s clear that Eminem is following the same marketing strategy of pushing the envelope further and further, becoming more indecent and distasteful in order to create publicity for himself and his new record. While this may seem absurd it works, 48 hours after hearing the album I had shared it with at least half a dozen people not because it’s a marvel of musical genius or something new and original, but because of the lyrical content.

Bottom line, if you enjoyed the earlier work by Eminem then you’ll love how he has brought back some of the gritty dirty style on Relapse. If you’ve never liked Eminem you’ll hate this record as you do all the others. If you’re like most people then you enjoy the Eminem tracks that play on the radio as they’re usually commercially viable works with a bouncy chorus and just enough controversy to keep you entertained. If that is the Eminem you like then don’t bother with the album, enjoy current singles “Crack a Bottle” and “We Made You” and wait for the next few to come out by the time you’re sick of the old ones.

Raw Free Writing Vol. 1 - The Power of Words


This is raw from my brain, enjoy.

A man armed with words is far more dangerous than a man armed with a gun.

A man with a gun has one option; manipulation through fear. A man with words has endless possibilities to manipulate, inform, inspire or influence. A man with a gun may be able to get what he wants in the short term, but when the first chance presents it’s self the person on the other end of it will will betray the gunman. A man with a voice can gain trust, respect or even love which can compel people to do things that a gun never could and create security against betrayal or failure. Unlike a gun you don’t need a permit to carry a voice. The most sophisticated and effective weapon known to man is the use of words. Words can turn a keyboard or a microphone into a weapon of mass destruction depending who is behind it. Politicians, Lawyers, Lobbyists, Journalists and countless others make a living off of their words, off of people believing their words. People use words as weapons to get what they want everyday for personal gain or to forward a cause they believe in. Today is Sunday meaning around the world millions of people gave billions of dollars to their churches and all the churches offered in return were words, that is a feat that could never be accomplished with a gun. The majority controls the power in every situation where power can be held, if the majority follows you, you have the power and all it takes to win the majority is words. Most of us will go our whole lives without looking down the barrel of a gun but chances are if you’re old enough to read this, you’ve been manipulated by the words of another countless times. Even now most of you are reading this and that’s all your doing is reading it. How many people are reading this and actually wondering if these words meant to manipulate, inform, inspire or influence? How many people didn’t think of that until it was written for them plain as day? Every day you encounter thousands of words each one potentially more powerful then anything else known to man. Keep your head up and remember, you and everybody else around you are armed and dangerous!

Opinions Vol. 1 - You can't spell slaughter, without laughter!


In my every day life I come across many things that simply don’t make sense to me. It’s not that I don’t understand these things it’s that I don’t understand the irrationality and arrogance of the average person. This is a subject I can’t leave alone anymore; I’ve tried and tried but this concept is too bizarre for me to wrap my head around, this concept of course is vegetarianism (yes that’s a word so don’t even try to use that in the comments when you run out of real arguments). Now I know what you eat has absolutely no pertinence to me at all whatsoever, but then again nobody is forcing you to read this. If you don’t eat meat because you don’t like the taste then that is understandable but one statement I absolutely, positively disagree with is “meat is murder”

The typical argument between a vegetarian and a non vegetarian goes as follows:

Vegetarian: Meat is murder.
Non-Vegetarian: Eating meat is natural. Eating meat is the food chain.

It’ll go on like this until the Vegetarian says “have you seen a video of a slaughterhouse?” at that point most people give up because how many people watch slaughterhouse footage in their spare time?

For arguments sake I decided to do some googling and watch some slaughterhouse footage. On it’s own it seems pretty gory, pretty heavy stuff I could see how some people could be discouraged from eating meat, but compare it to what you see on animal planet. Today I watched a video of 6 wolves attacking a moose, once the moose was immobilized the wolves started feeding immediately. That means Mr Moose laid there being eaten alive until he died of shock or blood loss. That is the food chain in it’s most natural form and it’s way more painful and gruesome then a slaughterhouse.

Now lets take a gander into our biology. Typically herbivores don’t have sharp teeth designed to tear the flesh off of a kill like humans do, also typical herbivores have enlarged grinding molars to break down vegetative material. Another thing that sets us apart from the predisposed herbivores is the fact that we have an amino acid metabolism that is designed to break down and digest meat and protein. Also if you take a look at animals that we share similar genealogy with they are typically omnivores.

Before I started writing I did some research to see some of the alternative reasons to eating meat aside from the overused “meat is murder” excuse. What I found was exactly what I was looking for but it made me laugh with pity.

http://www.ivu.org/religion/articles/argument3.html

“How to Win an Argument with a Meat-Eater”

That is the most pathetic thing I’ve ever seen. If you need somebody to defend your cause for you or teach you how to defend it, then I'm sorry, it isn’t your cause, you’re just a follower.

Although I see it as a total joke, I’m going to use that site as the advocate for the herbivores.

The Hunger Argument against meat-eating

That my friends is what we call a single causation fallacy (to falsely say that one thing is the cause of another when in reality there are multiple factors that contribute). Besides the most primary, most direct cause of world hunger is western greed so don’t say you’re a vegetarian for those poor people all over the world because the resources that you waste everyday could go into food production and go a whole lot further then if you stop eating meat.

The Environmental Argument against meat-eating

See number one, the single causation fallacy and the rich and greedy are behind this one too.

The Cancer Argument against meat-eating

The following is an alphabetical list of all the things that give you cancer according to epidemiologists. I guarantee you do things on that list that show more conclusive links to cancer then meat consumption so don’t even try to use cancer as an argument.

Acetaldehyde, acrylamide, acrylonitril, abortion, agent orange, alar, alcohol, air pollution, aldrin, alfatoxin, arsenic, arsine, asbestos, asphalt fumes, atrazine, AZT, baby food, barbequed meat, benzene, benzidine, benzopyrene, beryllium, beta-carotene, betel nuts, birth control pills, bottled water, bracken, bread, breasts, bus stations, calcium channel blockers, cadmium, captan, carbon black, carbon tetrachloride, careers for women, casual sex, car fumes, celery, charred foods, cooked foods, chewing gum, Chinese food, Chinese herbal supplements, chips, chloramphenicol, chlordane, chlorinated camphene, chlorinated water, chlorodiphenyl, chloroform, cholesterol, low cholesterol, chromium, coal tar, coffee, coke ovens, crackers, creosote, cyclamates, dairy products, deodorants, depleted uranium, depression, dichloryacetylene, DDT, dieldrin, diesel exhaust, diet soda, dimethyl sulphate, dinitrotouluene, dioxin, dioxane, epichlorhydrin, ethyle acrilate, ethylene, ethilene dibromide, ethnic beliefs,ethylene dichloride, Ex-Lax, fat, fluoridation, flying, formaldehyde, free radicals, french fries, fruit, gasoline, genes, gingerbread, global warming, gluteraldehyde, granite, grilled meat, Gulf war, hair dyes, hamburgers, heliobacter pylori, hepatitis B virus, hexachlorbutadiene, hexachlorethane, high bone mass, hot tea, HPMA, HRT, hydrazine, hydrogen peroxide, incense, infertility, jewellery, Kepone, kissing, lack of exercise, laxatives, lead, left handedness, Lindane, Listerine, low fibre diet, magnetic fields, malonaldehyde, mammograms, manganese, marijuana, methyl bromide, methylene chloride, menopause, microwave ovens, milk hormones, mixed spices, mobile phones, MTBE, nickel, night lighting, night shifts, nitrates, not breast feeding, not having a twin, nuclear power plants, Nutrasweet, obesity, oestrogen, olestra, olive oil, orange juice, oxygenated gasoline, oyster sauce, ozone, ozone depletion, passive smoking, PCBs, peanuts, pesticides, pet birds, plastic IV bags, polio vaccine, potato crisps (chips), power lines, proteins, Prozac, PVC, radio masts, radon, railway sleepers, red meat, Roundup, saccharin, salt, sausage, selenium, semiconductor plants, shellfish, sick buildings, soy sauce, stress, strontium, styrene, sulphuric acid, sun beds, sunlight, sunscreen, talc, tetrachloroethylene, testosterone, tight bras, toast, toasters, tobacco, tooth fillings, toothpaste (with fluoride or bleach), train stations, trichloroethylene, under-arm shaving, unvented stoves, uranium, UV radiation, vegetables, vinyl bromide, vinyl chloride, vinyl fluoride, vinyl toys, vitamins, vitreous fibres, wallpaper, weedkiller (2-4 D), welding fumes, well water, weight gain, winter, wood dust, x-rays.

I haven’t personally verified this list but my point is clear, a lot of things cause cancer.

The Cholesterol Argument against meat-eating

There are many things both vegetative and meat based that contain excessively high amounts of cholesterol to lump all meat together and saying it’s bad for you is plain arrogant.

The Natural Resources Argument against meat-eating

See number 1 or 2, I don’t feel like writing it out again.

The Antibiotic Argument against meat-eating

The studies to support this are still inconclusive so it’s not technically a valid argument but even if you were that worried about it you’d buy organic, not give up meat all together.

The Pesticide Argument against meat-eating

Again these studies are inconclusive and even if there is a link between eating meat and getting Dichloro-Diphenyl-Trichlor
oethane in your system it can’t be that serious otherwise there would be a lot of dead meat eaters and people would start asking questions. Never mind that DDT has been illegal in most developed countries since the 70’s so the unanswered question of how it is getting in the meat makes this theory thin at the very best.

The Ethical Argument against meat-eating

I’ve already answered this one remember, suffering is natural in the food chain and you need to keep in mind that an animals purpose in life to to reproduce and then feed a higher animal on the food chain.

That’s pretty much it, I’ll write another one on the positive uses of fur and leather.